This post is about a meme in China that may require some cultural background to understand. Since the content is related to the specific language used, there are minor differences between the Chinese and English versions. What's "Scripture of Safety"? The Scripture of Safety (平安经) is a book written by He Dian, the (now former) official of Jilin Public Security Department, China. The content in the book is simply a repetition of the phrase "Wish XXX safe" (XXX 平安), yet the book is sold at a high price. The public speculates that publishing and purchase of the book serves as a mean of bribe. The content of The Scripture of Safety is formatted as: (from Wikipedia (Chinese) ) 「眼平安，耳平安，鼻平安」 "Wish eyes safe, ears safe,...